Looking for...YOU!

Hi Diane; you said: I really like your profile after reading through it on the singles site. 

(Which site was that? You've got me at a bit of a disadvantage here, how did you find my e-mail? How can I see your profile there?) 

I'm glad to hear you are single, honest, loving, romantic and looking for a good, honest, caring man to be your partner. 

So you are new to online dating? Thank you for attaching some photos of you here for me to see (Sweet!) and I'm sending you a long note back for your initiative. 

Please reply with more about yourself so we can get to know each other better.

I love you, my LOVE.  As Jesus said, there are only 2 commandments;

 

LOVE GOD and LOVE ONE ANOTHER.

I will only consider a LDR (Long Distance Relationship) if you agree that as soon as possible you will be COMING HERE, DEAR!

You must be willing to relocate to Nanaimo, best place in the world for us, at YOUR expense.

Why?

Because I’ve been married five times, have fathered six children, have 2 step children of which only six remain alive because of their mother’s selfish decisions and perjury. 

They’ve aborted one child, abducted 3 of our children and caused a child to commit suicide at age 14 from Parental Alienation Syndrome, Hostile Aggressive Parenting and the help of the Feminazi bunker “shelters’.

And three of my ex-wives have stolen our (MY!) God given children, health, real estate wealth, talents and art with their incessant demands for money that I foolishly gave them or were pried from my fingers.

No more.

I need you to SHOW me that you are willing to invest in having a relationship with God and me.

How can you do this?  Please see and respond to what I want, as follows:

Love and blessings to us, if you so choose.

Hello from Chris J. Slater, Nanaimo, Canada. cjslater07@gmail.com. 

Good to meet you! 

I’m looking for a long term relationship, initially a ROOMMATE to help pay the bills, ($375 per month) possibly leading to a business and/or ministry partnership. 

Please be ready to work and able to relocate yourself to Nanaimo. Here’s some more about me:

I’m on Facebook at:  https://www.facebook.com/cjslater07 

Your Eternal Life, https://www.facebook.com/pages/YOUR-Eternal-LIFE/507787109315269,

http://chrisjslater.blogspot.ca/ and

 http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57893662 and see my Chemistry, 

Needs Test and maybe later Seduction Guide! (Hint: It’s not through my stomach!)

While there on Plenty of Frogs (Heh, heh Princess, ready to kiss a few?), apply for a FREE account and answer those questions there. 

You don’t have to publish your profile, but if we are to have a relationship I need to know as much about you as you now should know about me if you do the above.

Please, if you’re serious, please provide me with a photocopy of your birth certificate, driver’s license and passport? 

(I won't ask for a certified true copy like I should have from Helen Octaviano of Pototan, Philippines, although snakehead and brother - in law, Juanito Zafra could probably have manufactured one as easily as he did a birth certificate, baptismal document and school marks to fool the Saudi Arabia, Chinese, Philippines and Canadian governments!) 

Still here? Good! May God bless US!
Love, Chris